2014 year end review

[izne1home]

Its as easy as Kenny's sister-mom

Thread hijacking takes some effort.  It does not hide naked in the bushes and jump you when take out the trash at night. 

[BRONCO2015]

Thread hijacking takes some effort.  It does not hide naked in the bushes and jump you when take out the trash at night. 

There's something about your "hiding naked in the bushes" simile, that seems to hint of possible repressed memory recall... How did you get Teddy out of this mess? I've been holding this photo for just a time like this.
It's part of that "box of stuff" I picked up at the Wasco storage facility.

[TeddyKGB]

izne you said  that evidence file was suppose to be destroyed by the "accidental" fire that started the day after we spoke!

[izne1home]

izne you said  that evidence file was suppose to be destroyed by the "accidental" fire that started the day after we spoke!

You must have given me the wrong storage unit number, you dyslexic SOB.  Or maybe it was that guy I hired...

[TeddyKGB]

I told you not to use Kenny! He's cheat labor but you get what you pay for!

2015, this is what happens when izne is left unsupervised in Vegas:

[izne1home]

That was Jaurez, and it took three puto Federales to take me down.  I was back at my girlfriends dorm at UTEP later that night.

[TeddyKGB]

here's your "girlfriend" and Bronco2015 being escorted from her dorm room

[izne1home]

You keep getting your photos out of sequence.  The one you posted with bronco was when he got busted with Ms. Kern County on polygamy charges. 

My UTEP girlfriend is the one with the white bow.  You met her last summer.  She was with me in Boulder City when we bailed you out. 

 

[TeddyKGB]

You're correct. I thought I had lost this one, this was when you insulted that CE fan's ewe and he felt the need to defend her honor. Lucky for you your GF was there beside you to defuse the situation or no telling what would have happen. As you can see I'm in the background (Dodger shirt) tending to an already passed out Anthill.

[izne1home]

That big dude's lucky your sister was there.  I was about to whip his ass. 

Now you know why we call Ant "Fainting Goat."  It's a defense mechanism.  Can't take that guy anywhere....

[BRONCO2015]

here's your "girlfriend" and Bronco2015 being escorted from her dorm room

I'll have you know I put those cuffs on willingly, long before the cops arrived. I wasn't being arrested, I was being rescued.
She made promises, I believed her... yada yada yada... lying douche bag... They caught her with my wallet in her purse, and they found
my pants outside the bathroom window. They gave both back, and helped me get dressed like the proper, distinguished gentleman I am.

Real nice guys. They cut the cuffs off, warned me against these kind of women, and let me get outta dodge with no damage done, just a little embarassment...

I'd like to think iz was watching over me, but I never wanted to bring it up... Teddy, me, then next thing you know, everybody on this board would be
hitting him up for "favors".

I do appreciate it big guy! And... I won't make fun of the obvious "Moobs" you're packin' in Teddy's Juarez photo.

I have a friend that does house call liposuction...
Let me know if you would like his number. He's cheap but effective. Sorry, no local anethesia.
You just down a 12oz bottle of Nyquil about forty minutes before he arrives... You'll never feel a thing.

Moobs be gone, guaranteed!

[BRONCO2015]