Cheerleading Tryouts

[diesel]

We've been going all the way for a Looooong Time baby!  You just wait this year we'll be right there when the team needs us!!

I heard you were going DOWN this year!!   ;)

[bchssoccer]

sweater monkeys

Now that's funny....

[ETKilla]

Did anyone say DODGEBALL?

Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.



But you cant finish a good cheerleading post without a memorable quote from the Remember the Titans version for cheerleaders  "BRING IT ON"

Sparky: I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys

You're a sick human. 

[Mon Tu]

  Clovis is on the way down, they can't even inspire the football team to one win. 

I heard even the Cougie Mascot got the "Golden Handshake". But apparently JC has assembled a Stellar cheerleading coaching staff as well to motivate on the boxes.

[diesel]

It may have been golden but I don't know if it was a handshake!

[Chuck Norris]

I would have to give the upperhand to the Clovis schools.  They spend all year round cheering, and spend summertime at camps to get ready for the season.  :u:

[bchssoccer]

I would have to give the upperhand to the Clovis schools.  They spend all year round cheering, and spend summertime at camps to get ready for the season.  :u:

Does Chuck give kicking lessons?  I think our cheerleaders would be interested... help us get a "leg up" on the competition... ahem... leg up...

[bchssoccer]

More from the Cult Classic "BRING IT ON"

Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.

I think that the more I see these quotes from Sparky, the more I like him.  I wonder if he ever wrote a book on how to motivate?  The guy has the X factor...

[bchssoccer]

If you've never seen the movie, you need to watch it!  Sparky is a hoot.

I've seen it... but I've never really taken into consideration how profound the guy is.  Man... he's a flippin genius...

[needatd]

This is interesting and very informative, but pointless.  CE PEP is the best in the Valley they have a strict regimen they follow daily:
HGH  2 x day     
creatine  3 x day
weightroom 30 - 45 minutes and work when coach is looking your way

they are a little larger so as mentioned they don't get much air so we pile up in one spot and reach for it. ;)

[hsfan]

Any cheerleaders going to the passing leagues/tournaments?

I believe there's a half dozen from Shady Oaks that will try to make it --two of them are under 70  - so should look good in their old cheer outfits  :u:

[Spazzilla]

Well DP had cheer tryouts back in May, and let me tell you, was there some drama.  However, the team has moved past that and has been practicing 3 days a week all summer and also spent time at the prestigious 'Cheer USA' camp.

The DP cheer squad will be ready for the up coming season.  Look out small schools, DP is a comin'.

[jbryant]

Look out small schools, DP is a comin'.

dpbronco -- there are two words in this sentence (well, one abbreviation and one word) that caught my eye and sound inconspicuously titillating in this context (LoL). I'll let you guess which ones!  :D

[Spazzilla]

dpbronco -- there are two words in this sentence (well, one abbreviation and one word) that caught my eye and sound inconspicuously titillating in this context (LoL). I'll let you guess which ones!  :D

Combined that with your description of how 'titilating' it is, heck, that makes for a good night!

[laidback]

I believe there's a half dozen from Shady Oaks that will try to make it --two of them are under 70  - so should look good in their old cheer outfits  :u:

hsfan you are too funny. I love it when you slip one of your Shady Oaks jokes in.

[Spazzilla]

I always was worried when Mr. Bronco started his name out with DP, but now JBryant has outed him. 

Hey,  'member, Dos Palos = Two Sticks.   :u:

[hsfan]

hsfan you are too funny. I love it when you slip one of your Shady Oaks jokes in.

Thank you laidback--I will not be posting for a week or two.I am in mourning because three of our 6 cheerleaders have passed away since my post of 5-30-08--very sad !

[LamontJoeII]

Thank you laidback--I will not be posting for a week or two.I am in mourning because three of our 6 cheerleaders have passed away since my post of 5-30-08--very sad !

My condolences, HS Fan.   :D

[laidback]

Thank you laidback--I will not be posting for a week or two.I am in mourning because three of our 6 cheerleaders have passed away since my post of 5-30-08--very sad !

There you go again. See, I don't know if you're kidding or not.

[Don Vito]

Bullard is in a transition year for the cheer squad. Although LOADED with talent, controversy at the coaching spot has forced the school to release the coach of her duties, and, well, the JURY is out.  Depends on who is calling the choreography for the very talented squad.  Rumor has it that the new coach will NOT allow loud music and extremely loud microphone cheers during the offensive plays, which has hindered the performance of the squad in the past, making them look silly.

Fantastic, hopefully they sent the bad sound system packing with her. :D :D :D

[Don Vito]